Harry Potter of and the Goblet of Utter Bollocks - a KILL IT WITH FIRE review

This movie is so lame... can't stop... the aneurysm!

*Note: I originally wrote and posted this review on another blog of mine two years ago (during a time when I was perhaps not as good at writing as I like to think I am now). It has been updated and reposted here.

Welcome to my Harry Potter rant review. Let me start by saying I am a huge Harry Potter fan. Was I disappointed with the fourth film? That is an understatement. But I'm not just talking about your average fan's run-of-mill anger towards a film adaption of a beloved book or comic. No, I'm talking about a film director who changed the characters beyond any point of recognition, who completely ignores subtle traditions of storytelling, and a tale that is so fast-paced and bulging with shock value that it renders the final product aggressively lacking in the charm which first attracted us to the Harry Potter films. 

SPOILERS BELOW!

Review: Lauren Conrad's 'Starstruck'

Look at that vacant stare...

Lauren Conrad's most recent addition to her bibliography of shallow young adult books represents the tale of four (Kate, Carmen, Gaby and Madison) equally superficial, un-interesting and unpleasant fresh-out-of-high-school girls trying to achieve fame and fortune in America's most shallow and superficial city, Los Angeles.

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